We Should Be Home in a Week

It has been a rather eventful trip, in fact I was offered a really attractive bribe while I was in Las Vegas. If the deal they were offering had not otherwise been terrible I would have been hard pressed to have turned it down. However I have to go home and explain the deals I make and get them approved, so it is not like I can say they found an incredibly gorgeous blonde from a Las Vegas escort service and that is why I took a crappy deal that they would have turned down back at the home office. I thought that I could take the bribe and do the deal just because no one else would approve it, but that would still count against me. They expect me to bring them deals that would fight for the right to approve and they would not care much about the bribe.

I told the guy that he need three or four bribes if he wanted to get the deal done and at least one of them was a woman who was married. I am not sure, but I do not believe that another of them would have like the blonde or any other woman in spite of her looks. Obviously I do not go and ask anyone if they like women or not, but you get the sense that not every guy does and from reading the papers I hear that this is indeed the case. Either way it really does not do you any good to bribe me unless you bribe the people at the main office, although if you offered me a deal that they would approve I would take a bribe perhaps. Of course if you offered me a deal they would approve, then you could save your bribe as well.